labelosexual
A person who can't stop naming their love life like it's a job title and needs everyone else to know it too.
'I’m not just bi, I’m a proud labelosexual. You can call me pan, demi, or poly, I’m all of them at once.'
‘I’m not gay, I’m a labelosexual. I’m a proud labelosexual with a certificate.’
‘I labeled myself as a labelosexual. Now I’m stuck in a loop of labeling.’