labelosexual

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A person who can't stop naming their love life like it's a job title and needs everyone else to know it too.

'I’m not just bi, I’m a proud labelosexual. You can call me pan, demi, or poly, I’m all of them at once.'

‘I’m not gay, I’m a labelosexual. I’m a proud labelosexual with a certificate.’

‘I labeled myself as a labelosexual. Now I’m stuck in a loop of labeling.’

A person who thinks their sexual orientation is a test and they're determined to pass it with extra labels.

‘I failed the test last year, so now I’m a labelosexual. I got a B+ in bisexuality.’

‘I’m a labelosexual, and I got a PhD in labeling. No one understands me.’

‘I labeled myself a labelosexual. My friends are confused, but I’m happy.’

A person who labels their love life so much that they forget why they fell in love in the first place.

‘I labeled my love life as labelosexual, now I can’t remember if I love him or just the label.’

‘I told my crush I was a labelosexual. He asked, ‘So what are you exactly?’ I had no idea.’

‘I labeled myself a labelosexual, and now my crush is confused and I’m confused too.’

A person who thinks labeling their love life is the same as having a real life.

‘I’m a labelosexual, so I have 10 labels and 0 friends.’

‘I labeled my love life as a labelosexual. My mom says I need to get a real job.’

‘I told my crush I was a labelosexual. He said, ‘You need to pick one, not five.’

A person who thinks their sexual orientation needs a trophy and a certificate to be real.

‘I got a trophy for being a labelosexual. My friends just got a certificate for being alive.’

‘I’m a labelosexual, and I have a trophy, a certificate, and a therapist.’

‘I labeled my love life as a labelosexual. Now I need a trophy, a certificate, and a medal.’

A person who can’t stop naming their love life like it’s a LinkedIn profile.

‘My love life is a labelosexual. It has 10 labels and 100 connections.’

‘I updated my LinkedIn profile to labelosexual. My boss asked if I’m still working.’

‘I labeled myself a labelosexual, now I have 100 connections and no life.’