label jockey
A label jockey is a kid who thinks they’re the most important person in the mall just because they wear a logo. They’d rather be dead than wear a shirt without one.
I told my friend he was a label jockey and he said I was a ‘label rebel.’
I walked into the store and said, ‘No labels, no deal.’
I took a bite out of my shirt and my friend said, ‘You’re a label jockey.’