label jockey

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A label jockey is a snobby kid who thinks they’re cool just because they wear a logo on their shirt. They don’t care if the logo is big enough to blind you.

My mom bought me a $100 Hollister shirt and I still complain about the size of the logo.

I won’t wear my pants unless the label is screaming at me.

I told my friend he looked like a lost sock, and he said I was a label jockey.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A label jockey is a kid who thinks their brand name is their personality. They act like the logo is the only thing keeping them from dying.

I walked into the store and said, ‘No labels, no deal.’

My dad bought me a North Face jacket and I still don’t like it because the logo wasn’t big enough.

My friend wears a shirt with three logos and calls it ‘fashion.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A label jockey is a kid who thinks they’re the king of the mall just because they wear a brand name on their shirt. They’re too busy looking at their label to notice the rest of their clothes are trash.

I took one look at my friend’s shirt and said, ‘You’re not cool, you’re just label-rich.’

I wore a shirt with no logo and my friend called me a ‘label rebel.’

My dad bought me a shirt with a logo so big it looked like it was trying to take over my face.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A label jockey is a kid who acts like the brand name is the only thing that makes them look good. They’d rather die than wear a shirt without a logo.

I took a bite out of my shirt and my friend said, ‘You’re a label jockey.’

I wore a shirt with no label and my friend said I was ‘label-less.’

I told my friend I was a label jockey and he said I was ‘label-obsessed.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A label jockey is a kid who thinks they’re the most popular person in the school just because they wear a brand name. They’re too busy looking at their label to notice their hair is a disaster.

I told my friend he was a label jockey and he said I was a ‘label rebel.’

I walked into the store and said, ‘No labels, no deal.’

I wore a shirt with a logo so big it looked like it was trying to take over my life.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A label jockey is a kid who thinks they’re the most important person in the mall just because they wear a logo. They’d rather be dead than wear a shirt without one.

I told my friend he was a label jockey and he said I was a ‘label rebel.’

I walked into the store and said, ‘No labels, no deal.’

I took a bite out of my shirt and my friend said, ‘You’re a label jockey.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago