labdick
A smelly cop from Edinburgh who thinks they're cool. Like a bloke who wears too much deodorant and still smells like a wet sock.
"That labdick gave me a ticket for parking in a fire hydrant. I was just saving the city!", @PeteThePunk
"He tried to arrest me for jaywalking. I was just being a pedestrian with style.", @EdinburghEddie
"That labdick probably got promoted because he can spell 'dickhead' backwards.", @GlasgowGina