labdick

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A smelly cop from Edinburgh who thinks they're cool. Like a bloke who wears too much deodorant and still smells like a wet sock.

"That labdick gave me a ticket for parking in a fire hydrant. I was just saving the city!", @PeteThePunk

"He tried to arrest me for jaywalking. I was just being a pedestrian with style.", @EdinburghEddie

"That labdick probably got promoted because he can spell 'dickhead' backwards.", @GlasgowGina

A man who smells like old socks and thinks he's a ladies' man. He tries to chat up girls but ends up looking like a confused pigeon.

"That labdick tried to flirt with my mum. She told him to go back to the station and eat a donut.", @MumOfThree

"He asked me out, then asked if I wanted a coffee. I said no, and he asked if I wanted a tea.", @LizTheLiz

"He tried to pick me up at the pub. I think he was drunk and confused.", @ClaireTheCute