LaBamba Slap
When a man takes his flaccid meat and slaps it across a woman's face like it's a business deal.
He did the LaBamba Slap to his mom after she yelled at him for eating the last pizza.
At the gym, he slapped the trainer's face with his flaccid meat because she said he was 'out of shape.'
He did the LaBamba Slap to his girlfriend after she said his ex was 'hotter.'