LaBamba Slap

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To grab a guy's wiener and whack it hard against a girl's face like she owes him money.
My cousin did the LaBamba Slap to my aunt after she said his breakfast was 'moldy and sad.'
He did the LaBamba Slap to the barista because she didn't give him extra whipped cream.
At the party, he slapped the girl's face with his wiener because she said his dance moves were 'cringe.'
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When a man takes his flaccid meat and slaps it across a woman's face like it's a business deal.
He did the LaBamba Slap to his mom after she yelled at him for eating the last pizza.
At the gym, he slapped the trainer's face with his flaccid meat because she said he was 'out of shape.'
He did the LaBamba Slap to his girlfriend after she said his ex was 'hotter.'
3
To take a guy's pecker and whack it across a woman's face like it's the final straw.
He did the LaBamba Slap to his sister after she said his hair was 'a disaster.'
He slapped the teacher's face with his pecker because she gave him detention.
At the restaurant, he did the LaBamba Slap to the waitress because she said his soup was 'lumpy.'
4
When a guy uses his meat to slap a woman's face like it's the last thing he'll ever do.
He did the LaBamba Slap to his friend's girlfriend because she said his friend was 'annoying.'
He slapped the mailman's face with his meat because he didn't get the mail on time.
He did the LaBamba Slap to his neighbor's mom because she said his dog was 'smelly.'
5
To take a guy's junk and slap it across a woman's face like it's a dare.
He did the LaBamba Slap to his boss after she yelled at him for being late.
He slapped the DJ's face with his junk because the music was 'boring.'
He did the LaBamba Slap to his cousin's girlfriend because she said his cousin was 'weird.'
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When a man grabs his meat and slaps a woman's face like it's a punishment.
He did the LaBamba Slap to his brother after he said his brother's girlfriend was 'boring.'
He slapped the waiter's face with his meat because he didn't get the right drink.
He did the LaBamba Slap to his mom after she said his room was 'a mess.'
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