La'avasa
La'avasa is a woman who could walk on water and still beat you at poker. She’s got love in her heart and a holy f***ing temper.
My mom is a La'avasa. She turned my bedroom into a holy site and my mess into a sin.
My sister is a La'avasa. She married a man just to prove she could.
My crush is a La'avasa. She’s got a holy aura and I’m just a poor sinner.