La'avasa

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La'avasa is a woman who walks on water and kicks your ass in the process. She’s got God on speed dial and would rather pray than punch you.
My ex is a La'avasa. She turned my life into a reality show and I was the worst contestant.
My boss is a La'avasa. She doesn’t just make deadlines, she makes them cry.
My grandma is a La'avasa. She turned my allowance into a prayer and my candy into a sacrifice.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La'avasa is a woman who could walk on water and still beat you at poker. She’s got love in her heart and a holy f***ing temper.
My mom is a La'avasa. She turned my bedroom into a holy site and my mess into a sin.
My sister is a La'avasa. She married a man just to prove she could.
My crush is a La'avasa. She’s got a holy aura and I’m just a poor sinner.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La'avasa is the kind of woman who could walk on water and still make you feel like a total f***ing idiot. She’s got love in her heart and a holy f***ing temper.
My teacher is a La'avasa. She turned my failed test into a personal attack and my lunch into a sin.
My aunt is a La'avasa. She married my uncle just to show everyone who was boss.
My crush’s mom is a La'avasa. She turned my crush into a holy mission and my life into a test.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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