Laarni
Laarni is your best friend when you're sad. She'll drag you to parties even if you're not ready. She gives advice like it's her job. She's a meme queen and she's got swag. She's the kind of person who'll laugh at your dumb jokes and still call you a f***ing meathead.
She texted me, 'You need to go to the party, even if you're tired.'
She sent me a meme of a pig wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is you.'
She said, 'You're a meme queen, and I'm not even being nice.'