Laarni

A girl who eats bacon like it's her job and throws pork everywhere. She yells at the wind like it owes her money. She thinks she's hilarious but only half the time. She's a lovebug who denies it while glaring. She's always somewhere and nowhere at the same time. She's your best friend but also the one who calls you a f***ing meathead.

Laarni is your best friend when you're sad. She'll drag you to parties even if you're not ready. She gives advice like it's her job. She's a meme queen and she's got swag. She's the kind of person who'll laugh at your dumb jokes and still call you a f***ing meathead.

She's a Kumon teacher who thinks she's the best. She's nice, polite, and looks like a goddess. But if you're not in Kumon, she'll call you a f***ing meathead. She's a BTS fan who'll make you watch their videos until you're in love. She's so pretty she makes you feel ugly.