La Wino
La Wino is Amy Winehouse, the tabloid’s favorite mess. She’s got a voice that can charm the devil and a lifestyle that would make a saint weep.
'La Wino’s got more face time with the tabloids than a celebrity at a photo shoot.'
'She’s got more high jinks than a kid with a candy store.'
'La Wino’s life is like a horror movie with better music.'