La Wino

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La Wino is Amy Winehouse, the Brit tabloid favorite. She’s got a voice like an angel and a life like a trash fire. She eats like a bird, drinks like a whale, and fights like a raccoon on meth.
'La Wino’s got more drama than a soap opera and less sense than a drunk parrot.'
'She fights her husband like he’s the last pizza slice.'
'La Wino’s got a voice that could make a dead man sing.'
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La Wino is Amy Winehouse, the tabloid’s favorite mess. She’s got a voice that can charm the devil and a lifestyle that would make a saint weep.
'La Wino’s got more face time with the tabloids than a celebrity at a photo shoot.'
'She’s got more high jinks than a kid with a candy store.'
'La Wino’s life is like a horror movie with better music.'
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La Wino is Amy Winehouse, the most famous mess in Britain. She’s got a voice like gold and a life like a broken toaster.
'La Wino’s got a life so chaotic, it’s got its own postcode.'
'She fights like a madwoman with a cocktail.'
'La Wino’s got more drama than a broken relationship.'
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