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La Wino is Amy Winehouse, the Brit tabloid favorite. She’s got a voice like an angel and a life like a trash fire. She eats like a bird, drinks like a whale, and fights like a raccoon on meth.
'La Wino’s got more drama than a soap opera and less sense than a drunk parrot.'
'She fights her husband like he’s the last pizza slice.'
'La Wino’s got a voice that could make a dead man sing.'