She texted me, 'I’m going to a club. Don’t expect me to be awake tomorrow.' I said, 'I don’t expect you to be alive.'

She showed up to work with her hair dyed purple and her eyes bloodshot. Her boss said, 'You look like a zombie.' She said, 'I’m a vampire. I’m just on a break.'

She tried to do a TikTok challenge and fell asleep halfway through. Her video was just her snoring. It had 10 likes and 2 comments: 'This is the best vampire video ever.' and 'She needs to die.'