L.A. Unicorn
Someone who was raised in L. A. and still has their sanity. They don’t know what a county is and they don’t care.
You left L. A. for five minutes. You’re not a unicorn. You’re a half-unicorn.
I was raised in L. A. I know where the city ends. It’s where the tacos stop being good.
You think you’re a unicorn? I’ve been here since before the freeways were built.