L.A. Unicorn

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A person who was born in L. A. and never left. They’re so rare you’d think they were magical. But really, they just know every taco stand and every traffic jam.

I was born in L. A. and I don’t even know where the county line is. You’re a tourist.

You think you’re from L. A.? I’ve been here since before you had a driver’s license.

You left L. A. once. That makes you a human. Not a unicorn.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Someone who was raised in L. A. and still has their sanity. They don’t know what a county is and they don’t care.

You left L. A. for five minutes. You’re not a unicorn. You’re a half-unicorn.

I was raised in L. A. I know where the city ends. It’s where the tacos stop being good.

You think you’re a unicorn? I’ve been here since before the freeways were built.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who was born and raised in L. A. and still thinks the city is the only real place. They’re so rare you’d think they were magical. But really, they just don’t know what a county is.

You were born in L. A. and you never left. You’re a unicorn. I was born in L. A. and I left once. I’m just a human.

You left L. A. for two minutes. You’re not a unicorn. You’re a half-unicorn.

You think you’re a unicorn? I’ve been here since before your mom had a driver’s license.

by Slangipedia 9d ago