La Stroka
La stroka is a rude, attention-seeking monster who thinks she’s the center of the universe. She will do anything to get food, music, and your attention.
She called my mom and said I was 'a disgrace to the family.'
La stroka showed up at my math test and yelled, 'This is easy!'
She texted me a picture of herself eating a whole taco and said, 'You should be doing this.'