La Stroka

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La stroka is a mythical beast that no one believes in until she shows up in your DMs and starts begging for attention like a sad, fat kid in a candy store.
La stroka texted me: 'I need snacks now or I will haunt you.'
She showed up at my house wearing pajamas and crying because her tacos were cold.
La stroka called my mom and said I was a 'disgrace to the family.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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La stroka is a loud, rude monster who lives in the back of your brain and only comes out when you forget to text her back. She hates silence and loud music.
She sent me a voice note of her screaming into a taco shell.
La stroka showed up at my school and yelled at my teacher for not giving me extra credit.
She called my dog a 'disgrace to the species.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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La stroka is a sassy, hungry creature who will follow you everywhere until you give her food and mariachi music. If you don’t, she will embarrass you in public.
La stroka showed up at my basketball game and yelled, 'You’re not even trying!'
She texted my dad and said I was 'a disgrace to the family.'
La stroka showed up at my birthday party and demanded pizza and a solo performance from a mariachi band.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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La stroka is a rude, attention-seeking monster who thinks she’s the center of the universe. She will do anything to get food, music, and your attention.
She called my mom and said I was 'a disgrace to the family.'
La stroka showed up at my math test and yelled, 'This is easy!'
She texted me a picture of herself eating a whole taco and said, 'You should be doing this.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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La stroka is a loud, messy creature who will crash your life with her demands for food, music, and constant texting. She’s like a toddler who never grows up.
La stroka showed up at my concert and yelled, 'You’re not even trying!'
She texted me during my nap and said, 'You’re a disgrace to the family.'
La stroka showed up at my cousin’s wedding and demanded a taco and a mariachi band.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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La stroka is a rude, hungry monster who thinks she’s the best at everything and will make your life a living hell if you don’t give her what she wants.
She showed up at my birthday party and yelled, 'You’re not even trying!'
La stroka texted me during my math test and said, 'You’re a disgrace to the family.'
She showed up at my concert and demanded a taco and a mariachi band.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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