La sploosh
A person who looks like a puppy that got run over by a truck but still wags its tail because it’s too lazy to die.
I saw my cousin at the hospital and she looked like a raccoon that got hit by a car but still ate my mom’s leftover pizza.
My boss is a la sploosh. He got fired 3 times but still shows up every day like he owns the place.
My dog is a la sploosh. He got hit by a car and still barked at my brother for stealing his meat.