La Salle University
A school in Philly’s worst neighborhood that smells like old pizza and regret. All the kids are from Catholic schools and think they’re too good for the real world. It’s so bad, the campus looks like it was built by a drunk guy with a calculator.
My cousin went to La Salle and came back with a drinking problem and a GPA lower than my dog’s IQ.
I swear the library is haunted by the ghosts of failed students.
My friend got expelled for throwing a cheeseburger at a professor during a test.