La Salle University

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A school in Philly’s worst neighborhood that smells like old pizza and regret. All the kids are from Catholic schools and think they’re too good for the real world. It’s so bad, the campus looks like it was built by a drunk guy with a calculator.

My cousin went to La Salle and came back with a drinking problem and a GPA lower than my dog’s IQ.

I swear the library is haunted by the ghosts of failed students.

My friend got expelled for throwing a cheeseburger at a professor during a test.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A school where kids from Catholic schools think they’re the kings of the world. The campus is so run down, it looks like it’s about to collapse. No one is there on the weekends because everyone’s either drunk or dead.

My brother got kicked out of La Salle for yelling ‘I hate this school’ in the middle of a lecture.

I went to a party there and it was just a bunch of people in pajamas eating pizza.

My cousin’s dorm looked like a war zone and the toilet wouldn’t flush.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A school in Philly that smells like old pizza and regret. It’s full of kids who think they’re better than everyone else because they went to Catholic school. The campus is so bad, even the janitor is tired of cleaning it.

I tried to go to La Salle and got lost in the halls because the signs were written in crayon.

My friend got suspended for stealing a professor’s coffee and pretending it was a magic potion.

The campus is so bad, the trees look like they’re about to give up on life.

by Slangipedia 10d ago