La Ream
A human who talks your ear off about their child. They'll spam you with texts or call you just to stop the madness.
I told my kid he got a C. Now I'm texting you every 10 minutes. Please help me.
My kid got a D. I've been texting you nonstop. I need a break.
My kid failed math. I've been calling you every hour. I'm going insane.