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A person who can blab for hours about their kid like it's the most important thing ever. They won't stop until you send them a text or call them just to shut them up.

My kid ate a whole pizza. I've been talking about it for 45 minutes. You text me or I'll cry.

I just told my kid he failed a test. I've been talking about it for two hours. Send me a message or I'll scream.

My kid got a B+. I've been talking about it for 90 minutes. Call me or I'll die.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A human who talks your ear off about their child. They'll spam you with texts or call you just to stop the madness.

I told my kid he got a C. Now I'm texting you every 10 minutes. Please help me.

My kid got a D. I've been texting you nonstop. I need a break.

My kid failed math. I've been calling you every hour. I'm going insane.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Someone who yaps about their kid until you want to punch them. They'll send you a million texts or call you just to make it stop.

I told my kid he got a F. Now I'm texting you every minute. I'm going crazy.

My kid got a D. I've been calling you every hour. I'm about to lose my mind.

My kid failed the test. I've been sending you 20 texts. Just answer me.

by Slangipedia 9d ago