La Perla
La Perla is where the rich go to show off their fancy underwear, and the poor go to try and steal them.
My cousin went to La Perla and came back with a new pair of underwear and a broken bank account.
I went to La Perla to look at pretty underwear and ended up buying three pairs I didn’t need.
La Perla is the place where the rich wear fancy undies and the rest of us just try not to cry.