La Perla

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La Perla is a fancy neighborhood in old San Juan where the view of the beach is so good it might make you forget you're broke. And if you need drugs, it's like the mall of that world.
I walked into La Perla and got high just looking at the ocean. Then I got higher because someone sold me weed.
La Perla is where I came to forget my problems, and then I remembered I had no money.
I went to La Perla for the view, stayed for the drugs, and left with a hangover and a $50 bill.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Perla is where the rich go to show off their fancy underwear, and the poor go to try and steal them.
My cousin went to La Perla and came back with a new pair of underwear and a broken bank account.
I went to La Perla to look at pretty underwear and ended up buying three pairs I didn’t need.
La Perla is the place where the rich wear fancy undies and the rest of us just try not to cry.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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