La Mancha Screwjob
When you're so wasted and heartbroken you blow a Weezer fan while listening to Pinkerton and begging the band to stop being lame
I passed out on a Weezer fan after downing a whole bottle of vodka and screaming 'Fix the band!' at the top of my lungs
I blew my neighbor while crying to 'I'm theone' and telling Weezer they were the worst
I got so wasted I blew a Weezer fan and told them to go back to 1999 forever