La Mancha Screwjob

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When you give a Weezer fan a drunk blow job while sobbing to Pinkerton and hoping Weezer goes back to being awesome

I just gave my cousin a blow job while crying to 'The Good Life' and screaming at Rivers Cuomo to fix the band

My friend got wasted and blew a Weezer fan while sobbing to 'My Name Is Jonas' like it was the end of the world

I took a shot of tequila and blew a Weezer fan while yelling 'Come back to the old sound!' at the top of my lungs

When you're so wasted and heartbroken you blow a Weezer fan while listening to Pinkerton and begging the band to stop being lame

I passed out on a Weezer fan after downing a whole bottle of vodka and screaming 'Fix the band!' at the top of my lungs

I blew my neighbor while crying to 'I'm theone' and telling Weezer they were the worst

I got so wasted I blew a Weezer fan and told them to go back to 1999 forever

When you're drunk, crying, and blowing a Weezer fan while wishing they'd go back to being cool like in the old days

I got so drunk I blew a Weezer fan and yelled 'You used to be cool!' like it was a battle cry

I cried my eyes out while blowing a Weezer fan and begging them to go back to 'The Blue Album'

I took a hit of weed and blew a Weezer fan while screaming 'Make it like 2001 again!'