My friend said he had a crush on his crush. I asked why. He said, 'Because she’s cute.' I said, 'You already had a crush on her.' He said, 'Now I have a crush on my crush.'

My teacher said, 'La edad del pavo is when you think you’re a rockstar, but you still have to ask your mom for money to buy snacks.'

My cousin asked his crush out. She said, 'I’ll go if you stop talking about your crush all the time.' He said, 'Okay, I’ll stop talking about my crush.' She said, 'Now I’m going.'