La edad del pavo

My cousin said he was 14 and already had 7 girlfriends. I asked him how he knew they were girlfriends. He said, 'They told me.'

My teacher said, 'La edad del pavo is when you think you’re the best, but your pants are still too big.'

My friend tried to ask a girl to prom. She said, 'I’m not going unless you take me to the mall and buy me a smoothie.'

My brother said he had a crush on his math teacher. I asked why. He said, 'She smiled at me.'

My friend got into a fight with his girlfriend because she said he didn’t text her enough. He said, 'I texted her 3 times. That’s more than enough.'

My sister went to a concert just to see her crush. She said, 'He didn’t even look at me.'

My friend asked his crush out. She said, 'I’ll go if you buy me a burger.' He said, 'I’ll buy you 10 burgers.' She said, 'Okay, I’ll go.'

My teacher said, 'La edad del pavo is when you think you’re in love, but you’re just in love with your phone.'

My cousin said he had a crush on his neighbor. He asked her out. She said, 'I’ll go if you stop talking about your crush all the time.'

My friend said he was going to ask his crush to be his girlfriend. I said, 'You’re not even sure what a girlfriend is.' He said, 'I will be when I ask her.'

My cousin got into a fight with his crush because she said he was too loud. He said, 'I’m not loud. I’m just passionate.'

My teacher said, 'La edad del pavo is when you think you’re a legend, but you still need your mom to help you with your homework.'

My friend said he had a crush on his crush. I asked why. He said, 'Because she’s cute.' I said, 'You already had a crush on her.' He said, 'Now I have a crush on my crush.'

My teacher said, 'La edad del pavo is when you think you’re a rockstar, but you still have to ask your mom for money to buy snacks.'

My cousin asked his crush out. She said, 'I’ll go if you stop talking about your crush all the time.' He said, 'Okay, I’ll stop talking about my crush.' She said, 'Now I’m going.'