My friend asked his crush out. She said, 'I’ll go if you buy me a burger.' He said, 'I’ll buy you 10 burgers.' She said, 'Okay, I’ll go.'

My teacher said, 'La edad del pavo is when you think you’re in love, but you’re just in love with your phone.'

My cousin said he had a crush on his neighbor. He asked her out. She said, 'I’ll go if you stop talking about your crush all the time.'