La Deli Lama
The nerdy sidekick of a middle-aged man who’s too lazy to get a real job but still thinks he’s deep. He’s like a philosopher who got stuck in a bad haircut and never came out.
'I’m not fat, I’m just... strategically placed.', La Deli Lama at 2 AM
'Why do people still use Facebook? It’s like a 2003 TikTok.', La Deli Lama during a coffee break
'I’ve seen the future, and it’s me in 10 years.', La Deli Lama after eating a whole pizza by himself