La Deli Lama

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The nerdy sidekick of a middle-aged man who’s too lazy to get a real job but still thinks he’s deep. He’s like a philosopher who got stuck in a bad haircut and never came out.
'I’m not fat, I’m just... strategically placed.', La Deli Lama at 2 AM
'Why do people still use Facebook? It’s like a 2003 TikTok.', La Deli Lama during a coffee break
'I’ve seen the future, and it’s me in 10 years.', La Deli Lama after eating a whole pizza by himself
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A middle-aged man who thinks he’s cool but is just a sad guy who hasn’t updated his wardrobe since the 90s. He’s like a philosopher who got stuck in a bad haircut and never came out.
'I don’t have a problem with my hair, I have a problem with your life choices.', La Deli Lama to his son
'I’m not old, I’m just... highly experienced.', La Deli Lama after a long day of nothing
'I’ve seen the end of the world, and it looked like my Netflix queue.', La Deli Lama during a binge
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A middle-aged man who’s too tired to be mad but still has enough energy to complain about everything. He’s like a philosopher who got stuck in a bad haircut and never came out.
'I didn’t wake up, I was just tired of sleeping.', La Deli Lama at 7 AM
'I didn’t fail, I just... didn’t try.', La Deli Lama after a failed attempt at cooking
'I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.', La Deli Lama during a long weekend
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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