La Deli Lama
A middle-aged man who thinks he’s cool but is just a sad guy who hasn’t updated his wardrobe since the 90s. He’s like a philosopher who got stuck in a bad haircut and never came out.
'I don’t have a problem with my hair, I have a problem with your life choices.', La Deli Lama to his son
'I’m not old, I’m just... highly experienced.', La Deli Lama after a long day of nothing
'I’ve seen the end of the world, and it looked like my Netflix queue.', La Deli Lama during a binge