la croix
A fizzy drink that sounds like it was made by a guy who couldn't spell 'lemon' and just added a hint of 'shy watermelon' to make it sound fancy.
I drank La Croix and I thought I was in a commercial for a fruit that didn’t know what it was doing.
That flavor is like the confused kid in math class.
It’s like La Croix is trying to be fancy but doesn’t know how.