Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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La Croix is the cross that Jesus would have used if he was a basic dude who just wanted to be chill and not bother anyone.

Bro, I'm gonna drink La Croix and pray to the god of fruit flavors.

My mom says I'm too lazy for a real religion. I say she's too lazy for real water.

I gave up on the cross. Now I'm just giving up on life.

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A French water that’s so popular it’s like the queen of the sparkling water world. It’s what all the posers in South Florida drink to look fancy and try to pretend they’re not just basic.

My straight edge friend drinks La Croix and calls it 'sophistication.'

I tried to be fancy once. La Croix broke me.

That’s not a drink, that’s a life choice.

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Bubbly water that tastes like it was made by a fruit that got stuck in a blender and didn’t know what it was doing.

I drank La Croix and my taste buds cried.

It's like lemon but with a side of confusion.

This drink is so fruity it's a crime.

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A guy who acts straight but secretly loves fruit, just like a gay man who’s too scared to admit it.

He’s straight, but he’s got a crush on berry flavor. It’s tragic.

He drinks La Croix like it’s a love letter from the fruit world.

That guy is straight, but he’s got a berry problem.

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Like a caffeine withdrawal for people who are too basic to handle real soda and just want to live a bland life.

I'm on La Croix and I'm feeling like I'm on methadone for my soul.

La Croix is the basic version of a drink.

I don't want to feel anything. Just give me La Croix.

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A fizzy drink that sounds like it was made by a guy who couldn't spell 'lemon' and just added a hint of 'shy watermelon' to make it sound fancy.

I drank La Croix and I thought I was in a commercial for a fruit that didn’t know what it was doing.

That flavor is like the confused kid in math class.

It’s like La Croix is trying to be fancy but doesn’t know how.

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A fancy water that the health nuts drink to feel superior and pretend they're not just posers who also eat sushi.

My health nut friend drinks La Croix and says it's 'literally the best thing ever.'

I asked for La Croix and got called a 'basic human being.'

They drink it and think they're a god.

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