LA Collar
A shirt collar so big, it’s like the shirt is doing a facelift on you. It’s for people who got a bad facelift and are still trying to hide it.
My dad got a facelift that looked like a failed experiment. Now he wears a LA collar like it’s a superhero cape.
My aunt’s face is so messed up, she wears a collar like it’s her armor.
My uncle got a facelift that looked like he got hit by a blender. Now he’s stuck with a collar.