LA Collar

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A fancy shirt with a tall collar that covers up the mess from a facelift. It’s like a shirt with a face mask built in.

My dad wears one every day. He looks like he just got out of plastic surgery jail.

My aunt’s facelift looked like a raccoon got into her face. She’s hiding it with a LA collar.

My uncle’s facelift was so bad, he needs a collar to keep the skin from falling out.

A shirt collar so high, it’s like the shirt is trying to take over your face. It’s for people who got a facelift and lost the war.

My mom’s facelift was a disaster. Now she wears a LA collar like it’s her last hope.

My neighbor’s face is so swollen, he needs a collar to hold it together.

My grandpa’s face looks like a balloon. That collar is holding it up.

A shirt collar so big, it’s like the shirt is doing a facelift on you. It’s for people who got a bad facelift and are still trying to hide it.

My dad got a facelift that looked like a failed experiment. Now he wears a LA collar like it’s a superhero cape.

My aunt’s face is so messed up, she wears a collar like it’s her armor.

My uncle got a facelift that looked like he got hit by a blender. Now he’s stuck with a collar.