La Chingada
A Mexican word for the worst person ever, like a dirt-covered, stinkin’ mess of a human who got dragged into this world by a woman who got slapped with a stick and a curse.
La Chingada is my neighbor. She eats my dog’s leftovers and yells at my plants.
My cousin got called La Chingada by his teacher after he threw a eraser at the principal.
My mom said, 'You’re the la chingada of the family!' after I spilled coffee on her new dress.