La Chingada

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A Mexican word for the worst person ever, like a dirt-covered, stinkin’ mess of a human who got dragged into this world by a woman who got slapped with a stick and a curse.
La Chingada is my neighbor. She eats my dog’s leftovers and yells at my plants.
My cousin got called La Chingada by his teacher after he threw a eraser at the principal.
My mom said, 'You’re the la chingada of the family!' after I spilled coffee on her new dress.
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It’s like saying 'oh f***' or 'get that f*** out of here', the most cursed place ever, where even the devil takes a nap and gets annoyed.
'Oh la chingada!' I screamed when my cat ate my homework.
My friend yelled, 'Go to the chingada!' after I told him his hair looked like a landfill.
My teacher said, 'Well la chingada, I guess I’ll have to grade this now.' after I threw a paper airplane at her.
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A Mexican way to tell someone to 'get the f*** out', so strong, it could knock out a bull and make it cry.
My brother said, 'Vete a la chingada!' when I broke his favorite video game.
My mom told my dog, 'Vete a la chingada!' when he peed on the couch again.
My friend screamed, 'Vete a la chingada!' after I ate the last slice of pizza.
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It’s like saying 'WTF' but with more f***s and more drama, a Mexican curse that could make a saint swear.
'Que la chingada?' I asked when my phone exploded in my hand.
My friend said, 'Que la chingada?' when he found out his dog had a baby.
I yelled, 'Que la chingada?' after I tripped into a lake and got soaked.
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It means 'son of a f***', but back in the day, it meant 'son of a woman who got f***ed up by a guy who had no idea what he was doing.'
My dad said, 'You’re the la chingada of the family!' after I failed math again.
My teacher told me, 'You’re a son of a f***ing mess!' after I drew on the walls.
My mom said, 'You’re the f***ed-up kid of the messiest woman I’ve ever seen!' after I broke her favorite mug.
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It’s the worst thing you can call someone in Mexico, like saying they’re the f***-up of the universe and they bring chaos wherever they go.
My friend called me 'La Chingada' after I stole his lunch.
My brother said, 'You’re the la chingada of the school!' after he saw me throw a paper airplane at the principal.
My teacher said, 'You’re the f***ed-up kid of the messiest lunchroom!' after I spilled soup on the floor.
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Literally means 'daughter of the f***', like a kid born from a woman who had no idea what was happening and got dragged into a mess.
My sister said, 'You’re the daughter of the f***ed-up mess!' after I spilled soda on her homework.
My dog was called 'La Chingada' by my neighbor after he ate my mom’s favorite hat.
My friend told me, 'You’re the daughter of a woman who got f***ed up by the messiest man in history!' after I drew on the wall.
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