la blep de blop - A smelly half-cat half-dog mess that looks like it was hit b

A smelly half-cat half-dog mess that looks like it was hit by a truck and then fell into a pond of sludge.

I saw a la blep de blop in my neighborhood and it pooped on my driveway.

My cousin’s la blep de blop chased my dog and bit him.

That la blep de blop is the reason why I hate Mondays.