la blep de blop

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

1
A smelly half-cat half-dog mess that looks like it was hit by a truck and then fell into a pond of sludge.
I saw a la blep de blop in my neighborhood and it pooped on my driveway.
My cousin’s la blep de blop chased my dog and bit him.
That la blep de blop is the reason why I hate Mondays.
2
A furball that thinks it’s a king but can’t even walk straight without falling over.
My la blep de blop tried to rule the kingdom but got stuck in a tree.
That la blep de blop is so clumsy, it tripped over its own tail.
I swear my la blep de blop is trying to make me lose my mind.
3
A loud, smelly, half-cat half-dog mess that thinks it’s the center of attention and will do anything to prove it.
My la blep de blop screamed at me for not giving it a treat.
That la blep de blop barked at the mailman like he owed it money.
I had to yell at my la blep de blop to stop making a mess in the kitchen.
xs