L85A2
The L85A2 is the new rifle the British army uses. It’s much better than the old one, which was a piece of garbage. It fires better, doesn’t jam as much, and it only weighs a little more. That’s about it.
Old rifle was like my ex. It never worked and it was always mad at me.
I used to drop my old rifle like it was a hot potato.
This new one doesn’t drop out of my hands like the old one did.