L85A2

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The L85A2 is the new toy for the British army. It’s way better than the old one, which was a piece of junk that didn’t work and made soldiers look foolish. It doesn’t jam as much and has a better pin, but it’s a little heavier.

My rifle jammed every 5 minutes. This one only jams when it feels like it.

The old L85A1 was like a drunk man trying to shoot a target.

I carried that old rifle like it was a curse.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The L85A2 is the improved version of the old rifle. The old one was a disaster. This one is more reliable and doesn’t clog up like a fat man’s pants. It’s just a little heavier, which is the only thing wrong with it.

I tried to shoot with the old one. It spat out bullets like it was angry.

The L85A1 was so bad, even the enemy laughed at us.

This new rifle doesn’t get mad at me like the old one did.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The L85A2 is the new rifle the British army uses. It’s much better than the old one, which was a piece of garbage. It fires better, doesn’t jam as much, and it only weighs a little more. That’s about it.

Old rifle was like my ex. It never worked and it was always mad at me.

I used to drop my old rifle like it was a hot potato.

This new one doesn’t drop out of my hands like the old one did.

by Slangipedia 12d ago