L2PP
L2PP is when a photonic creature turns you into a meatloaf just to show off. You’re full. You’re confused. You’re gross.
My dog got L2PP’d by a star. Now he’s a glowing meatball.
I got L2PP’d by a photon. I’m full and I don’t know why.
My friend got L2PP’d by a black hole. Now he’s a blob of energy.