L2PP

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L2PP is when a light-being shoves so much energy down your throat you feel like you’re gonna puke. It’s like getting a food coma from the universe itself.
I just got L2PP’d by a sun god. Now I’m gonna need a nap and a burger.
My grandma got L2PP’d by a laser. She’s been burping light since Tuesday.
That alien just L2PP’d me. I feel like I swallowed a supernova.
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L2PP is when a photonic creature turns you into a meatloaf just to show off. You’re full. You’re confused. You’re gross.
My dog got L2PP’d by a star. Now he’s a glowing meatball.
I got L2PP’d by a photon. I’m full and I don’t know why.
My friend got L2PP’d by a black hole. Now he’s a blob of energy.
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L2PP is like being full, but not just full. You’re full of light, and you’re probably gonna explode.
I got L2PP’d by a laser. I’m gonna blow up like a firework.
My sister got L2PP’d by a neon sign. She’s glowing and mad.
That light-being L2PP’d me. I feel like I’ve swallowed a disco ball.
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L2PP is when a photonic being forces you to eat light. You’re full. You’re confused. You’re probably gonna cry.
I got L2PP’d by a sun. Now I’m crying and full.
My brother got L2PP’d by a flashlight. He’s blinking like a strobe light.
That light-being L2PP’d me. Now I’m full and I’m seeing stars.
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L2PP is when a photonic being throws so much energy into you, you’re full and you’re probably gonna poop it out.
I got L2PP’d by a beam of light. I’m full and I’m gonna poop glow.
My mom got L2PP’d by a laser. Now she’s glowing and pooping light.
That photonic creature L2PP’d me. I feel like I’m gonna fart a supernova.
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L2PP is when you get so much energy in your gut, it feels like your stomach is doing a dance party.
I got L2PP’d by a light-being. My stomach is doing the macarena.
My friend got L2PP’d by a photon. He’s doing the robot in his gut.
That sun god L2PP’d me. Now my stomach is a disco.
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