L1t-mas
A dumb holiday on June 10th where people act like they’re kings and queens, even though they're just lying on a floor eating pizza.
I ruled the world at L1t-mas, until I got too full and fell asleep.
I wore a crown at L1t-mas and didn’t take it off until the next day.
I tried to be the king of L1t-mas, but my friend stole my crown and ran away.