L1t-mas

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A stupid holiday on June 10th where people try to have the best time ever, even if they're puking in a toilet or passed out on a couch.

I partied so hard at L1t-mas I woke up with a pizza in my hair.

My L1t-mas was legendary, until I tried to dance on a table and fell flat on my face.

I didn’t even care that I missed my mom’s call on L1t-mas, I was too busy eating pizza and yelling at the TV.

A made-up holiday in June where people are too wasted to remember their own names, but still think they’re having the best time ever.

I drank so much at L1t-mas I thought my best friend was my mom.

I got a tattoo at L1t-mas and now I have to live with it forever.

I tried to sing karaoke at L1t-mas and sounded like a dying duck.

A dumb holiday on June 10th where people act like they’re kings and queens, even though they're just lying on a floor eating pizza.

I ruled the world at L1t-mas, until I got too full and fell asleep.

I wore a crown at L1t-mas and didn’t take it off until the next day.

I tried to be the king of L1t-mas, but my friend stole my crown and ran away.