l-phetamine - It’s a magic potion for people who are too busy getting L’d

It’s a magic potion for people who are too busy getting L’d to remember their own name.

I drank L-phetamine and L’d my teacher for giving me extra homework.

L-phetamine is the only thing that stops me from L’ing my entire family.

I took L-phetamine and L’d my friend for forgetting my birthday.