l-phetamine

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It’s a super strong brain booster that helps people who can’t stop taking L’s and need a kick in the pants.

L-phetamine is the only thing keeping me from crying in the bathroom.

I took three hits of L-phetamine and still got L’d by my crush.

My mom gave me L-phetamine so I wouldn’t L my way through the final exam.

It’s a pill that turns your brain into a turbocharged engine, just so you can keep dodging L’s like they’re your ex.

I took L-phetamine and L’d my brother in front of the whole class.

L-phetamine is the only thing that keeps me from L’ing my lunch.

I ran out of L-phetamine and started L’ing my dog.

It’s a magic potion for people who are too busy getting L’d to remember their own name.

I drank L-phetamine and L’d my teacher for giving me extra homework.

L-phetamine is the only thing that stops me from L’ing my entire family.

I took L-phetamine and L’d my friend for forgetting my birthday.

It’s like a cheat code for your brain so you can keep L’ing people and not get L’d yourself.

I used L-phetamine to L’ my crush and got L’d by my best friend.

L-phetamine is my secret weapon for L’ing everyone in the class.

I took L-phetamine and L’d my mom for yelling at me.

It’s a drug that makes your brain so fast, it can L people before they even blink.

I took L-phetamine and L’d my crush before he even said hi.

L-phetamine made me L my brother so fast, he didn’t even see it coming.

I used L-phetamine to L my teacher and got extra credit.

It’s like a rocket fuel for your brain, just so you can L people and not get L’d in return.

I took L-phetamine and L’d my crush so hard, he got L’d by his dad.

L-phetamine is the reason I can L my brother every day.

I used L-phetamine to L my friend and now he L’s me back.